One of these days, I'll put these ridiculous books to good use. ((or)) Have two wheels, will travel

Suzuki VS700-800 Intruder, 1986-97: Clymer Workshop Manual - Randy Stephens

Probably the weirdest thing I collect (now that I've gotten rid of my four hundred Gideon's bibles that I accumulated over ten years of travel.  funny story, that.) is old motorcycle maintenance and repair manuals.

 

I don't even own a motorcycle.

 

I don't even have a driver's license.

 

But I have dozens of these.